Friday, September 17, 2004

DYNAMITE!

my new favorite movie ... Napoleon Dynamite



ND: Do the chickens have large talons?
Man: What?
ND: Do the chickens have large talons?
Man: I don't understand a word you just said, boy.

ND: IDIOTS!

ND: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

ND: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

quite possibly my favorite, after the chicken one ...
ND: I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.

sorry, i just can't help myself ...
ND : [drinks glass of milk] The defect in this one is bleach.
Judge : That's right.
ND : Yessssssssss. [drinks second glass of milk] This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
Judge: Correct.
ND: Yessssssssss.

ND: I like your sleeves. They're real big.
Deb: Thank you. I made them myself.

Kip : So are you ready?
ND: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

alright, alright. i'm done! the best part about seeing this movie was that there were only two other people in the theater, so there i was with my hand over my mouth half the night, trying not to be that obnoxious uninhibited moviegoer who we all know and hate. by the way, it's rated PG and well worth your $7. take a friend who remembers the 80s.

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